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by ~MasterCrutch

TBDThe pain ebbed out of my hands as I fell to the ground losing all consciousness.
“Why must they all be so pathetic? Why I ask you! WHY!?” “You were once this pathetic too Odistic. Keep that in mind. These recruits have not been converted yet but as soon as they are they will be almost to the same level as us. Now, gather these men and send them to the infirmary!” “All right, all right.” Odistic grumbled to himself as he waved his arms in front of him leaving a blue trail in the air where his arms once had been. The bodies lying on the floor began to quiver in the a TBD
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Harry Meets Guido“HARRRRRRRRRY! HARRRRRRRY! Could you come down here please?” Ginny teased from within the Gryffindor common room. “Okay Ginny!” Harry replied as he climbed through the portrait hole wondering what in the world Ginny could possibly want. Suddenly there was a blinding flash and Harry was sent flying across the common room. His head slammed against the edge of the portrait hole and he didn’t get up. “HARRY!” Hermione and Ginny screeched together as they rushed to Harry to see if he was okay.
“O NO! O NO! O NO! NO! NO!” Ginny repeated in fright as she lifted Harry’s head to find Harry Meets Guido
by ~MasterCrutch

Guido Goes to the Gas Station“You better grab me some of them there Little Debbie snacks before I decide to smack you upside yo head little girl!” The young woman behind the counter stared back in disbelief at this tall man standing in front of her. He had a large black Afro and was wearing a purple zebra striped fur jacket with a purple suede shirt on underneath. He had rings decorating all of his fingers and in his right hand he held a pimp cane with a large red ruby on top of it.
“What’s wrong with you hoe? You handicrippled or something?” Guido yelled as he waved his pimp cane dangerously close to her face. “N-nnn-nnno Guido Goes to the Gas Station
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Update much?

Sat Jul 18, 2009, 7:35 PM

I haven't updated this thing since March.
I haven't written anything to submit on this site in... god knows how long!

Life has just been really busy! With hanging with some friends, family, and gf I haven't found the time to do all those crazy things I want to do! And to make things even more difficult, I can't get a job to save my life! It's really starting to make me kinda depressed! NO ONE WANTS ME! WAAAAAAAAAH!

A lot has happened since I last updated.
I am now an Eagle Scout, the highest rank you can achieve through the Boy Scouts! YIPPPPEEEEE! All those years of Boy Scouts finally paid off! I hope...

And I went to Florida for a week! That was a lot of fun what with the snorkeling, fishing, and going to the BEACH! YEAAAAAHHH! And Key West! That was a lot of fun too!

Haven't talked to a lot of ya since I graduated! It's kinda scary thinking that my real life starts now! No more people standing over my back screaming at me to go to school! I can do whatever I want... basically. As long as it isn't against the law... Like pimp slapping. I can't do that no matter how much the situation calls for it!

And remember guys, I am so strong all I have to do is touch things and they explode!

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